Animals are dumb. Eat them.

So I'm sitting here eating a handful of slices of deer bologna (mmmmmmm.... meat) for an evening snack and I'm thumbing through some photos pondering what I could type up for a new post. Because I can't just type
Hi. Today I woke up at exactly the same time I woke up everyday. Then I went to work like every other day. Then I came home from work. Then I did some usual after-work activities. Then I posted a blog entry. Now I am going to bed. Goodnight world.
Actually, that post wasn't half bad. Could use some explosions and a fast car and I think I've got a movie deal on my han-
I'm getting off track. Meat. Right. Animals. Dumb. Ever since I started driving I have had a hate for deer. Their stupidity bothers me. You slam on your brakes, and they stand there. If they were on the side of the road, they are now crossing in front of you because naturally you are letting them cross safely out of the kindness of your heart.
If you honk at them, their ears perk up as they wonder where the sound is coming from, assuming that obviously the noise is not directed at them. If you flash your lights, they stop in the middle of the road and stare (hence, deer in the headlights). If you honk and flash your lights, they slowly strut across the street because I think that they think they're so high and mighty and that loud, bright thing wouldn't dare touch a hair on its innocent little body.
Guess what Bambi, even our government might protect you with a few little laws, but there is one little exception.

Here are some pictures of other animals being stupid.

This squirrel was a moron. I caught him climbing my window.

Then he fell off the window and just stared at me. Because he was a moron.

This was later the same day. Could be the same squirrel. Or not.

This stupid goldfinch was repeatedly trying to fly through the closed window. Repeatedly.

Stupid comes in two's. These mates hung on this chain pecking for food. No food on the chain! Stupid birds.