Dual Bruises

This one is for you, Andrew (once you finally get internet back). Apparently I brawl in my sleep. Twice in the past two weeks I wake up with bruises on my biceps. Mysteriously. As in, I have no idea how they got there. They're pretty spotty little shiners, if I do say so.

This guy is a dark tan color and is on my right arm. If my whole body were this color, it would look like I just came back from a very sunny vacation. That's a mole right next to it.

This one has more of a sickly greenish purply hue and I've had it longer. There is a sizable freckle nearby to keep it company.
But Andrew - I'm talking to Andrew here - Andrew, I just thought that that (Dual Bruises) would be an amazing name for an attack and I had to share it with you. And by you, I of course mean... the world. Because I couldn't just text it to you.




Creeping Freckle!!!!!!